Recession? What recession?

*Sniffs* Ahhh.... Spring is almost here. You can smell it just around the corner, like a bakery on a busy street. But what is this? What other scent is tainting the air? Is it...? No. It can't be.

But it is. That's right, it's recession. Oh, and it reeks like an overheating engine burning rubber on the pavement. Where, oh where, is Febreze when you need it most?? The only place imaginable is at the white house. After all, what else could they possibly be using (insert current debt amount here) billion dollars for? To raise the dollar back to its former standards on the currency market? Definitely not. If anything, its spiraling down into oblivion.

And now to add to this putrid-ness, Obama is attempting to force Obama-care upon his [previously] smitten  hordes. ...Only no one wants it any longer. Not only is it grossly expensive (which, based upon the earlier mentioned budget, is WAY out of budget) but its also a stab against small business and insurance companies. (Wait.... Wasn't Obama supposed to be on Small Business Guy's side?? Oh, never mind. That was the other guy. Senator That-One-Guy-We-All-Know-But-Can't-Remember-Because-Of-Obama's-Previous-Fame. Yeah, him. Right? Right.)

Well, Obama. Looks like you've got quite a job ahead of you. Not only do you have an entire country to attempt to save within 2 years, you also have to do something. Seriously. Get off your Oval Office Chair before it fuses to your lazy, graying rear and stick up for what you said you would.